Will you be my second? Don’t you love it when I speak in riddles? If you like this site, you might enjoy the site of my kissing cousin once removed, two doors down. Please send your prayers via paypal for her and her ailing cat.

She was always a staunch supporter of the traditional view, even though she wasn’t quite sure what that meant. It seemed to come more from the barbarian side of her ancestry, than from the Holy Roman side, although she thought the legions might be said to be staunch, what with their support of Julius Caesar.

But wasn’t John of Staunch one of the knights of the round table? Who when the time came around for his turn to set off in search of the holy grail, was never heard of again? That is the man.

And can’t you, in a matter of life and death, staunch a wound? Riddle number three.