He had the croak of the crow, so they called him Raskolnikov Kalashnikov, or Ras Putin when they were short on calibres. It’s been written up in Professor Eraserhead and his Magnetic Domains by professor Glatitude Willcox. He was known to be more agnostic than Hippocrates, to have a more pronounced brow than Agamemnon, and to be sporting prefontal sinus cavities in like relation.