As they say it used to be

I had a funny dream when my screen went to sleep. I dreamt that a little dog was taking a leak on the carpet in the living room.

But I had the activity monitor on, so I woke up with a start. There was a dog barking in the neighbourhood. And water was dripping from the roof.

We all know what Freud said about such a situation. But I wouldn’t dream of bringing it up now.